Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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