Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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