I'm really into asian looking animals
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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