Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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