i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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