and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
