The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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