But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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