R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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