I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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