I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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