I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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