There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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