OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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