i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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