It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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