We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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