i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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