Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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