My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I had to cum in my sink.
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