she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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