guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
