The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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