Just cropdusted the office
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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