try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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