The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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