Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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