I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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