After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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