this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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