This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
babies were throwing up all over the place
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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