sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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