She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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