He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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