Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You ruined the universe
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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