Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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