Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
our cab driver is having phone sex.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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