Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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