worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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