My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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