i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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