I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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