Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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