I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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