Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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