are you still at the devil's house?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I supernannyed him into submission
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