my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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