Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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