the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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