Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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